Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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