I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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