kristin has been a bad kristin
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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