you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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