Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
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Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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