im six kinds of drunk right now
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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