And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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