i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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