My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
