What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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