So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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