How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Randomize
