Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He shit in the fireplace
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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