I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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