North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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