i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
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Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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