Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
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The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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