Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
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Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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