im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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