forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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