They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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