I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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