I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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