On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
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I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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