Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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