I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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