My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
