Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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