I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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