Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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