I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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