We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Operation Purity has been aborted
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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