I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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