I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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