do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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