you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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