ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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