Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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