Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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