You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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