OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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