umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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