They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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