Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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