I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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