She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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