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I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
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Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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