lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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