Too much gin, very little bucket
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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