he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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