i permit you to call me
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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